⚙️ REICH MACHINE
A Beginner-Friendly Industrial Metal / Neue Deutsche Härte Guitar eBook + Playlist Pack
💥 Get Colder • Hit Harder • March Like a Machine
🤖 Tired of weak-ass riffs and guitar lessons that sound like your uncle trying to play AC/DC at a BBQ?
You don’t want blues licks. You want blitzkrieg downstrokes.
You want flamethrower tone and riffs that stomp like jackboots through a burning city.
You’re not here to play nice — you’re here to join the machine.
💣 Enter: REICH AND MACHINE — an audio battle plan for guitarists obsessed with industrial groove, Neue Deutsche Härte, and cold mechanical rage.
Not a course.
Not a masterclass.
A goddamn power plant of riffs.
Perfect for fans of:
🎧 Rammstein • Eisbrecher • Hanzel und Gretyl • OOMPH! • Static-X • Die Krupps • Godflesh • Ministry • Megaherz • KMFDM
⚙️ What You’ll Learn:
✅ Neue Deutsche Härte – Martial rhythm, steel-plated octave riffs, and Germanic stomp
✅ Industrial Metal – Harsh tones, mechanical groove, and unfeeling repetition
✅ Synth Layering – How to blend synths, pads, and drum loops with crushing guitars
✅ Groove Dictatorship – Tight, mid-tempo riff focus (no solos, just war)
✅ Sound Aesthetics – Craft tones that sound like concrete collapsing in 4/4
📦 Inside the Bunker:
✅ PDF eBook – precision drills and real-world riff concepts
✅ Tabs & Riffs – industrial guitar workouts that slap harder than a Berlin warehouse door
✅ Bonus Synth Integration Tips – not for cowards
✅ 100% No-Fluff – this ain’t jazz school
✅ BONUS: Classified Industrial Playlist – 12 weapon-grade anthems of the machine age
🎧 Playlist Access
10 + 1 (Bonus) handpicked industrial metal tracks. No filler. Just pure stomping power.
Includes:
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Rammstein – Sonne, Du Hast, Mein Teil
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Eisbrecher – Verrückt, This Is Deutsch
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Hanzel und Gretyl – SS Deathstar Supergalaktik, Fikk Dich Mit Fire
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Megaherz – Jagdzeit
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Ministry – Just One Fix
💾 Download Includes:
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PDF eBook (industrial riff bible)
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Practice Tabs
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Playlist Access (via Songsterr / YouTube / Spotify)
⚠️ Side Effects May Include:
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Shouting “Feuer frei!” in the mirror
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Getting recruited by machines
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Accidentally overthrowing a government with your tone
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Marching into work like a synth-powered warlord
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Having to explain to your neighbors why you’re screaming in German while playing Drop C
🏴☠️ Hop onto the New World Order.
Join the Machine.
Trade your soul for tone.
Unleash the stomp.
🎯 REICH AND MACHINE is your invitation to guitar totalitarianism — riffs so tight, they salute themselves.
